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Executive Thai & Cross-Cultural Navigation

Move beyond textbook phrases. Master the social dynamics, pre-meeting small talk, and workplace etiquette that build lasting trust in Thailand.

Why Standard Thai Lessons Fail Professionals

  • Textbook vs. Boardroom: Apps drill vocabulary like "The cat sits on the table." We focus on what happens in the first 5 minutes of a meeting lobby before the PowerPoint starts.

  • Language vs. Hierarchy: Deals in Thailand rarely stall over contract language—they stall over unwritten social codes like saving face, indirect feedback, and Greng Jai (เกรงใจ).

  • The Cultural Bridge: As a bilingual Hong Konger raised in Bangkok, I teach you how to decode Thai counterparties and staff without the cultural barrier.

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The 6-Week Curriculum Blueprint

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Week 1: First Impressions & Status
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Executive introductions, honorifics (Khun, Phi, Nong), and the unspoken rules of the Wai.

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a man riding a skateboard down the side of a ramp
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a man riding a skateboard down a street next to tall buildings
Week 2: Pre-Meeting Rapport & Banter

Modern Bangkok icebreakers, reading non-verbal cues, and natural small talk.

Navigating communal meals, ordering authentic dishes/desserts, spice adjustments, and business toasting etiquette.

Week 3: Business Entertaining & Dining Etiquette
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Week 4: Managing Thai Teams & "Greng Jai"

Giving constructive feedback diplomatically, understanding why staff won't say "no" directly, and navigating office hierarchy.

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a man riding a skateboard down the side of a ramp
Week 5: Site Inspections & Trip Logistics

Practical language for factory visits, taxi/ride-hailing navigation, and on-site supplier discussions.

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a man riding a skateboard down a street next to tall buildings
Week 6: Closing Etiquette & Long-Term Trust

Expressing formal gratitude, gift-giving protocols, and building enduring professional loyalty (Bunkhun).

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